Your face is a jimmy john
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
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It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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