Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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