That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
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All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
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Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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