Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
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Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
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I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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