I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
