i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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