Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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