I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
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No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
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they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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