I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
