Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
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I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
50% drunk capacity currently
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
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