But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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