I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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