somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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