I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Randomize
