Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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