Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
