alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
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he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
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In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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