Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
