it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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