Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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