Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Edward fifth and chaser hands
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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