That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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