I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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