My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
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Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
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the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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