i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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