why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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