THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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