i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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