I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
