Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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