I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
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