you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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