Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
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It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
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Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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