I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
We don't watch enough power rangers
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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