Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
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you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
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I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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