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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
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while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
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hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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