i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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