fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
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i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
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I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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