how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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