I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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