Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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