i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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