I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
