Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
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Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
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He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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