So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
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