I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize