Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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