we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
