i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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