The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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