I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
ttyl tear gas
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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