Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
