i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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