it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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