So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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