; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
