Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
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i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
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And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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