We're like a lot better than the average bears
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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