Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
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She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
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I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Text me some of your sweat
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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